I'm Lucas Buck... that's Buck with a 'B'. Welcome to my modest house. But before
you enter, a few rules: leave all trocars, guns and similar items at the entrance,
an' take care you don't accidentally step on my pet spider. The little darlin'
escaped from her cage again. Oh, and no temper tantrums please--took me days
to tidy up after the one my son recently had. If you follow these rules and
don't go snoopin' 'round, I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay at Buck Mansion.
So come on in, there are interestin' things waiting behind every door... And
if you need anything, just ask. I'm sure we'll be able to make a deal.
Are you ready to make a deal?